Nandoiji nahi Landoiji

Nandoiji nahi Landoiji

By Prem Guru

Hi..Dosto. Naye paathakoaur paathikaaon ko apana parichaya de dun. Main Prem Guru umar 32 saal. (premguru2u@yahoo.com ; premguru2u@redifmail.com ) Lund ki lambai 7” motai 2”. Patani Madhur 28 saal khubsurat 36-28-36. Gaand baazi ke dono hi shaukeen. Maine aapse waada kiya tha ki main aapko jhoottee nahee sacchee kahaanee hee sunaaunga. Leejiye ek sacchee kahaani aapki sewa me haajir hai.

Maine logon se suna tha ki kisi ladakee ya aurat kee khoobsuratee uske urojon (boobs) aur nitambon se jaanee jaa sakati hai. Par Guruji to kuchh aur hi farmaate hai. wo kahate hai “Choot ki sundarata uski chaudaai se, gaand ki sundarata uski gaharaai se aur lund ki sundarata uki lambaai se jaani jaati hai. Ek baar maine vishesh pravachan me poochha tha ki choot to do angul ki sundar maani jaati hai to fir choot ki chaudaai se kya abhipryaaya hai to guruji ne daantate hue kaha tha “Aare bhole choot dono angulion ko aadi nahi seedhi [Horizental nahi portrate] yaane lambvat dekha jaata hai aur ye angulion jaisi jitani lambi hogi utani hi sundar hogi isi liye choot do angul ki sundar maani jaati hai. Main jis chodaai ki baat kar raha hun wo choot ke neeche dono jaanghon ki chodaai ki baat hai.”

Guruji ki baaten sab ke samajh me itani jaladi nahi aati. Khair agar aisi choot aur gaand ki baat ki jaaye to Madhu se bhi jyaada sundar to Sudha hai. Sudha meri selahaj hai. Aare bhai meri patani Madhu ke bhaiyya ki pyaari patani. Wo Punjab se hai na. Unhone Ramesh se prem vivaah kiya hai. Umar 36 saal rang gora 38-28-36. Aap soch rahe hone nitambon me 2” ki kanjusee kyon poore 38’ kyon nahi? Iska karan saaf hai wo bechaari gaand marwaane ke liye tarashati rahi hai. Aap to jaanate hai gaand marwaane se nitambon ka aakaar aur sundarata badhati hai. Ramesh ka jab se accident hua hai aur sex ki kshamata (taakat) kcuhh kam hui hai wo lund ke liye tadaf hi rahi thi. Vaise bhi Ramesh ko gaand maarana bilkul pasand nahi hai. Guruji kahate hai jis aadami ne apni khoobsurat patani ki gaand nahi maaari samjho wo jiya hi nahi. Usaka ye janam to vayrth hi gaya. Aise hi aadamion ke liye shaayad ye gaali bani haai ‘Saala Chootia’

Sudha mujhe Nandoiji kahakar bulaati thi. Lagata tha jaise uske munh se Landoji hi nikal raha ho. Pahale to maine dhyaan nahi diya par jab bhi main akela hota to pata nahi wo jaanbujh kar aisa bolati thi ya uski boli hi aisi thi maine gaur nahi kiya. Ek din jab main aur Madhu unke yahaan gaye hue the maine baato hi baaton me use mazaak me kah diya

“Bhaabhi aap mujhe Nandoiji mat bulaaya karo”

“Kyon kya aapko Landoiji kahana achha nahi lagata ?” uske chehare par koi aisa bhaav nahi tha jis se main samajh sakata ki uske man me kya hai.

“Nahi aisi baat nahi hai. Darashal main aap se chhota hun aur aap mujhe ji lagaakar bulaati hai to mujhe lagata hai ki main koi 60 saal ka budha hun. ” Maine hansate hue kaha kaha

“To fir kaise… kis naam se bulaaun”

“Aap mujhe Prem hi bula liya karo”

“Theek hai Prem Pyaare ji” Sudha ne hansate hue kaha. Jis andaaj me usne kaha tha us fikare ka matalab to main pichhale chaar paanch mahino se sochata hi raha tha. Ab bhi kabhee kabhee majaak me wo Landoiji kah hi deti hai par sabake saamane nahi akele me.

Baat koi meri shaadi ke dedh do saal ke baad ki hai. Itane dino tak to main Madhu ki choot par hi mor (lattu) bana raha par jab uski choot ka chhed kuch chauda ho gaya to mera dhyaan uski naajuk kori naram mukaayam gaand par gaya. Wo patthi gaand ke naam se hi bidak gai. Usne apni colege ki kisi saheli se suna tha ki gaand marwaane me bahut dard hota hai aur uski saheli ki to pahali hi raat me uske pati ne itani jor se gaaad maari thi ki wo khoon-o-khoon ho gai thi aur doctor bulaane ki naubat aa gai thi. Ab bhala wo mujhse itani jaladi gaand kaise marwaati. Mujhe use gaand marwaane ke liye taiyyar karne me poore 2.5 saal lag gaye. Khair ye kissa abhi nahi, baad me abhi to shirf Sudha ki baat hi karenge.

Kahate hai jahaan chaah waahaan raah. Lund aur paani apana raasta khud bana lete hai. Madhu ko pahali dilivery hone waali thi. Kahbi bhi hospital le jaana pad sakata tha. Doctors ne chudaai ke liye mana kar diya tha aur wo gaand to vaise bhi nahi maarne deti thi. Ghar par dekhbhaal ke liye Sudha (meri selahaj) aai hui thi.

October ka mahina chal raha tha. Gulaabi thand shuroo ho chuki thi aur main apne lund ko haath me liye muth maarne ko maaboor tha. Hamaare ghar me Guest room ke saath lagata ek comman baathroom hai. Ek din jab main us baathroom me muth maar raha tha to main jor jor se sitkaar kar raha tha. ‘Hiiii… Shahad Raaniii…tum hi apani choot de do kya aachaar daalogi hii… choot nahi to gaand hi de do…’ achaanak mujhe laga ki koi kee hol se dekh raha hai. Main jhad to gaya par maine socha kaun ho sakata hai. Madhu to apne kamare me hai fir….. naukaraani hai ya kahin meri Shahad Raani (Sudha) to nahi thi. Sudha shahad ki tarah meeti hai main use Shahad Raani hi kah kar bulaata hun.

Jab main baahar nikala to Sudha to Madhu ke paas baithi gapp laga rahui thi. Naukarani abhi nahi aai thi. Main samajh gaya ye jaroor Sudha hi thi. Aap ko bata dun main ek numbar ka chuddakad hun par meri patani aur sasuraal waalo ke saamane meri chhavi ek dum patani bhakt aur shareef aadmi ki hai. Madhu to mujhe nira mitthu hi samajhati hai. He bhagwaan Sudha ne kya samajha hoga. Us ke baad to din bhar to main usse najaren hi nahi mila saka.

Sanyog se do teen dino baad hi Karwaa choth ka vrat tha. Madhu ki haalat aisi nahi thi ki wo vrat rakh sakati thi. Maine uski jagah vrat rakh liya. Sudha ka bhi vrat tha. Is vrat me din bhar bhookha rahana padata hai. Chaand ko dekhkar hi apna vrat todate hai. Aap ki jaankari ke liye bata dun Utaree bharat me is vrat ka bada mahatwa hai. Khaas kar Rajasthaan aur Punjaab me to aurten din me paani tak nahi peetee. Mera dost Goti (Jalandhar wala Gurmeet Singh) batata hai ki uski patani to bina lund choose aur choot chuswaaye apna vrat todati hi nahi hai. Aisi maanayata hai ki karwa ka vrat rakhane se aur lund ka paani peene se pahala baccha beta hi paida hota hai. Pata nahi kahaan tak sach hai par jis hisaab se Punjaab me ladake jyaada paida hote hai is baat me dum jaroor najar aata hai. Agle pravachan me Guruji se ye baat jaroor poochhunga.

Ek khaash baat to batana hi bhool gaya. Madhu bhale hi un dino gaand na maarane deti ho par lund choosane me koi kotaahi nahi karati thi. Aur mera veerya to jaise uske liye Amrit hai. Wo kahati hai ki pati ka veerya peene se unki umar badhati hai aur use shahad ke saaath chaatane ya peene se aankhon ki jyoti badhati hai. Vaise to ye goli bhi use maine hi pilaayi thi. Par isi liye to me uska Mitthu bana hua hun. Karwaa choth ki raat chaand dekhane ke baad wo mera lund choosati hai aur poora paani peekar hi apna vrat todati hai. Main apana vrat uska madhu ras (choot ras) peekar todata hun. Par main aaj soch raha tha ki aaj to mujhe saada paani peekar hi aur Madhu ko dawaai lekar hi apne vrat todane padenge.

Ye Kaartik maah ka chaand bhi saala (baccho ka maama mera saala hi to hua na) raat ko der se hi ugata hai bechaari aurton ko sataane me pata nahi isko kya maja aata hai. Yaar kam se kam hum jaison ke liye to pahale ug jaaya karo. Kahir koi raat ke 9.30 ya 10 baje ke aappass main chhat par chaand dekhane gaya. Purab disa me chaand ne apani laali kab ki bikherani shuroo kar di thi neeche ped podhon aur makaano ke kaaran pata hi nahi laga. Main jaladi se seedheeon se neeche aaya. Madhu to upar jaa nahi sakati thi Sudha ne ek thaali me kuch phool roli karawa (mitti ka bana chhota sa lotaa) chaawal shahad meethai aadi rakh kar mere saath upar aa gai. Hamaare ghar ki chhat par ek chhota sa store bana hai uske peechhe jaakar chaand dekha jaa sakata tha. Hum dono uske peeche chale gaye. Agar koi seedheeon se aa bhee jaaye to kuchh dikhaai nahi padata. Sudha ne chhalani ke andar se chaand ko dekhakar use karawe (mitti ka chhota bartan) se paani arpit kiya aur fir khadi khadi apni jagah par do baar ghoom gai. Is dauraan uska pair thoda sa dagmagaaya aur uske nitamb mere paajame me khade 7” ke lund se takara gaye. Maine andar chaddi nahi pahanee thee. Usne ek baar meri aur dekha par boli kuchh nahi. Usane chaand ke aage apni mannat maangani suru ki :

“He chaand dewata mere pati ki umar lambi ho unka swaasthya theek rahe” fir thodi dheemi aawaj me aage boli “aur unka wo sada khada aur ras bhara rahe”

‘wo’ ka naam sunkar main chonka. Maine jaanata tha ‘wo’ kya hota hai par maine Sudha se poochh hi liya “Bhaabhi ‘wo’ kya hua ?”

“Dhatt… “ wo itana jor se sharmaai jaise 16 saal ki dulhan ho

“Pleej bataao na Bhaabhi ‘wo’ kya ?”

“Nahi mujhe sharam aati hai”

“Pleej bhaabhi bataao na”

“Kya Madhu ne nahi bataaya ?”

“Nahi to” Main saaf jhoot bol gaya.

“Itane bhole to aap aur Madhu nahi lagate”

“Sach bhaabhi wo.. to wo to… mera matalab hai…” Mera to gala hi sukhane laga aur mera lund to pahale se hi 120 digree par khada tha patthar ki tarah kada ho gaya.

“Main sab jaanati hun mere Lundoiji… mujhe itani bholi bhi mat samajho” aur usne mere lund ko pakad kar ek pyaari si chapat laga di. “Hai ram ye to bada dust hai” wo hansate hue boli

Ab baaki kya bachaa rah gaya tha. Maine use apni baahon me bhar liya. Wo bhi mujh se chipat gai. Maine apne jalate hue honth uske honthon par rakh diye. Ufff…. Gulaab ki pankhudion jaise naram mulaayam honth. Pata nahi me kitani der unka ras chusata raha. Sudha ne pajaame ke upar se hi mera lund pakad rakha tha aur dheere dheere sahala rahi thi. Maine bhi ek haath se uski saadi ke upar se hi uski choot sahalaani shuroo kar di shaayad usne penti nahi pahani thi. Uski jhaanto ko main achhi tarah mahashoos kar raha tha. Koi 5 minat ke baad ek jhatake ke saath wo apne ghutano ke bal baith gai aur mere pajaame ka naada khol kar mere puppu ko baahar nikal liya. Mera lund to pichhale 2 mahino se pyaasa tha. Usne bina koi deri kiye mera lund ek hi jhatake me apne munh me aise le liya jaise koi billi kisi murge ki gardan pakad leti hai. Main usaka sir sahala raha tha. Pata nahi wo din bhar ki pyaasi thi ya kai barson ki. Uski choosne ki lajjat se main to nihaal hi ho gaya. Kya kamaal ka lund choosati hai. Haalaanki Madhu ko maine lund choosane ki poori training di hai par Sudha jis tareeke se mera lund choos rahi thi main daawe ke saath kah sakata hun ki agar lun chusaai ka koi compatison karwaa liya jaaye to Sudha abbal numbar aayegi.

Wo kabhi mere lund ko poora munh me le leti kabhi baahar nikaal kar chaatati kabhi supaade ko hi munh me lekar choosati kabhi uspar apne daant se hole se kaat leti. Ek do baar usane mere dono cheekuon (andon) ko bhi munh me lekar choosa. Main to bas aahh… oiii…. ohh… yaa…. hi karata jaa raha tha. Koi 7-8 minat ho gaye the. Mainr uska sir pakad rakha tha aur uska munh aise chod raha tha jaise wo koi choot hi ho. Wo to mast hui jor jor se choose ja rahi thi. Ab mujhe lagane laga ki main jhadane ke kareeb hun to maine use isaara kiya main jaane waala hun to usne bhi isaare se kaha “Koi baat nahi”

Maine usaka sir jor se pakad liya aur apne lund ko uske munh me aage peechhe karane laga jaise uska munh na hokar choot ya gaand ho. Aur fir ek do teen chaar paanch….. kai funhaare aur pichakaarian mere lund ne danaadan chhod di. Sudha to jaise nihaal hi ho gayi us amrit ko pee kar. Uska vrat toot gaya tha. Usne ek chatkhara lekar kaha “wah majaa aa gaya mere Landoiji.”

“aapka vrat to toot gaya par mera kaise tootega”

“Nahi abhi nahi baad me”

Main kahaan maanane waala tha. Maine ek jhatake me uski saadi aur petikot upar kar diya. Wow…. chaand ki dheemi roshaani me bhi uski kaale kaale jhaanton se dhaki makhmali choot dekhane laayak thi. Haalaanki uski choot par bahut saare jhaant the lambe lambe par usme chhupi hui mote mote honthon waali choot saaf dekhee ja sakati thi. Jaise kisi guldaste me saja hua ek khila Gulaab ka fool ho ekdam surkh laal. Uski choot par uge lambe lambe jhaant dekh kar mujhe Paakeeja film ka wo daailog yaad aa gaya

“Aapki choot par ugi kaali lambi ghane reshamee jhaanten dekhee inhe kaateeyega mat choot be-parada ho jaayegee”

Maine tad se ek chumma uspar le liya aur uske honth apne munh me lekar choonane laga. Andar waale honth titali ki pankhudion ki tarah koi do dhaai inch lambe to jaroor honge. Tote ki chonch ki tarah bane beech ke honth bahut badi chuddakad aurton ke hote hai. Mujhe laga Sudha bhi ek number ki chuddakad hai. Saale Ramesh ne use dhang se choda ho ya nahi par choot ki faanko ko kamaal ka choosa hoga tabhi to itani badi ho gai hai.

“Bas ab chalo baaki baad me nahi to Madhu tumhaari jaan nikaal degi mere pyaare Nandoiji aaare nahi Landoiji…” usne hansate hue kaha. Main man maar kar pyaasa hi bina vrat tode neeche aaa gaya.

Neeche Madhu mera intajaar hi kar rahi thi. Sudha Rasoi me khaana lene chali gai thi. Jaanbujhkar hame akela chhod kar. Main kisi pyaase bhanware ki tarah Madhu se lipat gaya. Mujhe pata tha wo mujhe choot to hargij nahi choosane degi. Aur is haalat mera lund wo kaise choosati. Usane ek chumma pajaame ke uspar se jaroor le liya.. Mujhe to dar lagane laga ki aise pojison me to mera lund kutubminaar ban jaata hai aaj khada nahi hua kaheen Madhu ko koi sak to nahi ho jaayega. Par wo kuch nahi boli kewal man hi man Chaand dewata se mannat maang rahi thi “Mere pati ki umar lambi ho. Unka swaasthya theek rahe aur unka ‘wo’ sada khada aur ras se bhara rahe” Main muskuraaye bina nahi rah saka maine uske gaalon par ek chumman le liya aur usne bhi hole se mujhe choom liya. Fir maine karawe ke paani me shahad milaaya aur ek ghoont paani use pilaya aur baaki ka main pee gaya. Uska vrat toot gaya mera to pahale hi toot chuka tha.

Dusare din Madhu ko Hospital bharati karwaana pad hi gaya. Hospital me pahale se hi saari baat kar rakhi thi. Doctor ne bataaya ki aaj raat me dilivari ho sakati hai. Jab maine raat me uske paas rahane ki baat kahi to doctor ne bataaya ki raat me kisi ke yahaan rukane aur sone ki koi jarurat nahi hai aap chinta nahi karen. Raat me inke paas do narsen saari raat rahengi. Koi jarurat hui to hum dekh lenge. Andar se main bhi to yahi chahata tha.

Main aur Sudha dono car se ghar waapas aa gaye. Jab hum ghar pahunche to raat ke koi 11.00 baj chuke the. Raaste me siva ek chumman ke usne kuchh nahi karane diya. In aurton ko pata nahi mardon ko sataane me kya maja aata hai. Bed room ke baahar to saali putthe par haath hi nahi dharne deti. Khaana hamne ek hotal me hi khaa liya tha vaise bhi is khaane me hame koi jyaada dilchaspi nahi thi. Ham to asali khaana khaane ke liye bekaraar the. Aag dono taraf lagi thi.

Ghar pahunchate hi madhu baathroom me ghus gai aur main bedroom me baitha uska intajaar kar raha tha. Maine apna pajaama khol kar neeche sarka diya tha apna 7” ka lund haath me pakade baitha apne pappu ko samajha raha tha. Koi aadhe pon ghante ke baad ek jheenee si nighty pahane Sudha baathroom se nikali. Jaise koi modal ramp par cat waak karati hui kulhe matakati hui wo mere saamane khadi ho gai. Uff… kya kayaamat ka badan tha goora rang geele baal thartharaate hue honth. Mote mote boobs patali si kamar aur mote mote nitamb. Bilkul Tanu Shree Datta jaisi. Kaali paardarshi nighty me jhaankati makhmali jaanghon ke beech uski choot dekh kar main to mantramugdh sa use dekhata hi rah gaya. Mere to hos-o-hawaas hi jaise gum ho gaye.

“Kahaan ko gaye mere lundoiji”

Maine ek hi jhatake me use baahon me bharkar bed par patak diya aur tada tad ek saath kai chumman uske honthon par gaalon par le liye. Wo neeche padi mere honthon ko apne munh me lekar choosane lagi. Maine nighty ke upar se hi uski choot ke uapr haath firaane laga.

“Oh.. Prem thoda thaharo apne kapade to utaar do” Sudha boli

“Aaan haan” maine apni taango me fase pajaame ko door fenk kar kurta aur baniyaan bhi utaar di. Aur Sudha ki nighty bhi ek hi jhatake me nikaal bahar ki. Ab bed par hum dono madarjaat nange the. Uska gora badan tublight ki roshani me chamak raha tha. Maine dekha uski choot par jhaanton ka naam-o-nishaan bhi nahi tha. Ab main samajha usko baathroom me itani der kyon lagi thi. Saali jhaant kaat kar poori taiyyaari ke saath aai hai. Jhaant kaatane ke baad uski choot to ek dum gori chatt lag rahi thi. Haan uski daraar jaroor kaali thi. Jyaada choot marwaane ya fir jyaada chusawaane se aisa hota hai. Aur Sudha to in dono hi baaton me maahir lagati thee.

Aisi aurton ki chudai se pahale choot chusawaane ya lund chuswaane ki koi jarurat nahi hoti sidhi killi thok deni chaahiye. Mera bhi pichhale do mahine se lund kisi choot ya gaand ke liye taras raha tha. Aur jaisa ki mujhe baad me Sudha ne hi bataaya tha ki Jaipur se yaha aate samay raat ko shirf ek baar hi Ramesh ne use choda tha aur wo bhi bas koi 4-5 minat. Wo to jaise lund ke liye tadaf hi rahi thi. Aisi haalat me kaun chooma chaati me time barbaad karana chaahega. Maine apna lund uski choot ke muhaane par rakh kar ek jor ka jhataka maara. Gachh ki aawaaj ke saath mera adha lund uski naram makkhan si choot me ghus gaya. Do teen dhakkon me hi mera proora lund jad tak uski choot me sama gaya. Poora lund andar jaate hi usne bhi neeche se dhakke lagaane shuroo kar diye jaise wo bhi shadion ki pyaasi ho. Choot koi jyaada tight nahi lag rahi thee par jis andaaj me wo apni choot ko andar se bheench aur sankochan kar rahi thee mera lund to nihaal hota ja raha tha, Sudha (shahad) ke naam ki tarah uski choot bhi bilkul shahad ki katori hi to thee. Sudha ne ab meri kamar ke dono or apni taange kas kar lapet lee. Main jor jor se dhakke lagaane laga.

Koi 10 minut ki dhamaakedaar chudai ke baad maine mahsoos kiya ki uski choot to bahut geeli ho gai hai. Lund bahut hi aaram se andar baahar ja raha tha. Fach fach ki aawaaj aane lagi thi. Usne bhi shaayad is baat ka andaaja tha. Maine kaha Bhabhi kya aapne kabhi cat-dog (Billi-Kutta) aashan me chudvaaya hai. To usne aschariya se meri or dekha. Maine kaha chalo isaka maja lete hai. Aap bhi soch rahe honge ye kaun sa aashan hai. Is aasham me aurat ko palang ke ek chhor par ghutano ke bal baithaya jaata hai aidiyion ke uapr nitamb rakhkar. Panje bed ke kinaare ke thode baahar hote hai. Fir ek takiya uski god me rakh kar uska munh ghutano ki or neeche kiya jata hai. Is se uska pet dab jata hai jis se peeche se choot ka munh to khul jata hai par andar se tight ho jaati hai. Aadami peeche khada hokar kar apana lund choot me daal kar kamar pakad kar dhakka lagata hai. Ye aashan un aurton ke liye bahut hi achha hota hai jinaki choot fuddi ban chuki ho. Is aashan ki ek hi kami hai ki aadami ka paani jaladi nikal jaata hai. Moti gaand waali aurton ke liye ye aashan bahut badhiya hai. Is ashaan me gaand marwa kar to ve nihaal hi ho jaati hai. Gaand marwaate samay wo hil nahi sakati.

Wo mere bataaye anusaar ho gai aur maine peechhe aakar uski choot me apana lund daalane laga. Ab to Choot kamaal ki tight ho gai thi. Maine uski kamar pakad kar dhakke lagaane shuroo kar diye. Sudha ke liye to naya tajuraba tah. Wo to mast hokar apne nitamb jor jor se upar karane lagi. Uske footbaal jaise nitamb mere dhakko se jor jor se hilane lage. Uski gaand ka chhed ab saaf dikh raha tha. Kabhi band hota kabhi khulata. Maine apni anguthe par thook lagaaya aur gachh se uski gaand me thok diya. Wo jor se chillai “Uiii maaa… off Prem kya kar rahe ho. Oh… abhi nahi abhi to mujhe choot me khi maja aa raha hai. Maine apna angutha baahar nikaal liya aur uski kamar pakad kar fir dhakke lagaane laga. 5 minat me hi wo jhad gai.

Ab maine use fir chit lita diya aur uske nitambon ke neeche 2 takiye laga diye. Usne bhi apni taange utha kar ghutano ko chhati se laga liya. Ab uski choot to aise lag rahi thi jaise uski do anguliyaan apas me judi hon. Beech ki daraar to ekdam band si ho gai thi. Choot ab tight ho gai thi. Maine apana lund fir uski choot me thok diya aur uski moti moti jaanghen pakad kar dhakke lagaane chaalu kar diye. 5-7 minat ki chudai ke baad usne jab apne pair neeche kiye to mera dhyaan uske honthon par gaya. Uske uparwaale honth par daayi taraf ek til bana hua tha. Aisi aurten gaand marwaane ki bhi badi saukeen hoti hai. Maine uske honth apne munh me le liye aur chusana shurooo kar diya. Wo oh… aahh.. uiii kar rahi thi. Main ek haath se uske gol gol santaroon ko masal raha tha aur doosare haath ki ek anguli se uski mast gaand ka chhed dhund raha tha. Achaanak meri anguli se uska chhota sa naram geele chhed takaraya to maine apni anguli ki tip uski gaad me daal di. Usne ek jor ki sitkaar li aur mujhe apni baahon me jakad liya. Shaayad uska paani fir nakal gaya tha. Ab uski choot se fachh fachh ki aawaaj aani shuroo ho gai thi. Oiii ma… main to gai….kah kar wo nidhaal si pad gai aur aankhen band kar ke sust pad gai.

Ab mera dhyaan uske mote mote urojon par gaya. Kandhaari aanar jaise mote mote do raskoop mere saamane tane khade the. Uska aerola koi 2 inch to jaroor hoga. Chaman ke angooron jaise chhote chhote nippals to sinduri rang ke gazab dhaa rahe the. Maine ek angur munh me le liya aur choosane laga. Wo fir sitkar karne lagi. Uski choot ne ek baar fir sankochan kiya to maine bhi ek jordaar dhakka laga diya. Oiii maaaaa….. uske munh se nikal pada.

“Aahh….. or jor se chodo mujhe main barson ki pyaasi hun. Wo Ramesh ka baccha to ek dam Dhillu Prasaad hai. Ah… uuiiii… saabas or jor se Prem ahh… yaaaaaaaaaaaaa……. Mai to mar gai…. Oiii…” Lagata tha wo ek baar fir jhad gai.

Maine kab tak thaharata. Mujhe bhi lagane lag ki ab rokana muskil hoga. Maine kaha Shahad Raani main bhi jhadane waala hun to wo boli ek minat ruko. Usne mujhe pare dhakela aur jhat se doggy style me ho gai aur boli “Peechhe se daalo na pleej jaladi karo”

Maine uski kamar pakadi aur apna fanfanata lund uski choot me ek hi dhakke gachh se poora thok diya. Dhakka itana jor ka tha ki uski ghuti ghuti si ek cheenkh hi nikal gai. Uske gol gol uroj neeche pake aam ki tarah jhoolane lage wo sitkar kiye ja rahe thi. Usne apna munh takiye par rakh diya aur mere jhatakon ke saath taal milaane lagi. Uski gori gori gaand ka kaala ched khul aur band ho raha tha. Wo pyaar se mere andon ko masalati ja rahi thi. Maine ek final dhakka aur lagaya aur uske saath hi pichhale 25-30 minat se ubalata laawa foot pada. Koi adha katori veerya to jaroor nikala hoga. Mere veerya se uski choot labalab bhar gai. Ab wo dheere dheere pet ke bal let gai aur main bhi uske upar hi pasar gaya. Uski choot ka ras aur mera veerya tap tap nikalata hua chaddar ko bhigota chala gaya.

Koi 10 minat tak hum aise hi pade rahe. Fir wo uthakar baath room me chali gai. Mujhe saath nahi aane diya. Pata nai kyon. Saaf safai karke wo waapas bed par aa gayi aur meri god me sir rakhkar let gai. Maine uske boobs ko masalane chaalu kar diya. Maine poochha “Kyon Shahad Raani kaisee lagi chudaai”

“Ah… bahut dino ke baad aisa maza aaya hai. Madhu sach kahati hai tum ek numbar ke chuddakad ho. Saare kas bal nikaal dete ho. Agar koi kanwaari choot tumhe mil jaaye to tum to ek raat me hi uska kachumar nikaal doge” aur usne mere soye sher ko choom liya.

“Kyon Ramesh Bhaiyya aisee chudaai nahi karate kya ?”

“Aare chhodo unki baat wo to mahine me ek do baar kar le wo hi ganimat samajho”

“Par aapki choot dekh kar to aisa lagata hai jaise unhone aap ki khoob ragadaai ki hai”

“Aare baba wo shuroo shuroo me tha. Jab se unka accident hua hai wo to kisi kaam ke hi nahi rahe. Main to tadafati rah jaati hun.”

“Ab tadafane ki kya jarurat hai.”

“Haan haan 15-20 din to maje hi maje hai. Fir….” Wo udaas si ho gai

“Aap chinta mat kare main 15-20 dino me aapki saari kami door kar dunga aur aapki size bhi 38-28-33 se 38-28-38 ya 40 kar dunga” Maine uski nitambon par haath ferate hue kaha to usne mere lund ko munh me lekar choosana chaalu kar diya. Maine kaha “Aise nahi main chit let jaata hun aap mere pairon ki or munh karke apni taange mere bagal me kar lo”

Ab main chit let gaya aur Sudha ne apne pair mere sir ke dono or karke apni choot mere munh se sata di. Uski fooli hui choot ki daraar ki koi 4 inch se kam nahi thi. Uski choot to kisi bade se aam ki guthali ras me dubee hui see lag rahi thee. Aur teent to kismis ke daane jitana bada bilkul surkh laal anaar ke daane ki tarah. Baahari honth santare ki faankon ki tarah mote mote. Andar ke honth deshi murge ki latakati hui kalagi ki tarah koi 2.5 inch lambe to jaroor honge. Saale Ramesh ne inko choos choos kar is choot ka bhosara hi bana kar rakh diya tha. Aur ab kisi laayak nahi raha to mujhe chodane ko mili hai. Hai jab ye kanwaari thi to kaisee mast hogi saala Ramesh to nihaal hi ho gaya hoga.

Sach poochho to uski chudi hui choot chod kar mujhe koi jyaada maja nahi aaya tha bas paani nikaalane waali baat thi. Par uski nitambon aur gaand ke chhed ko dekhkar to main apne hosh hi kho baitha. Ek chavanni ke sikke se thoda sa bada kala chhed. Ek dam tight. Baahar koi kala ghera nahi. Aap ko pata hoga gaand marwaane waali aurton ki gaand ke chhed ke chaaron aur ek gol kaala ghera sa ban jata hai par Shahad Raani ki kori gaand dekhkar mujhe hairaani hui. Kya waakai ye abhi tak kori hi hai. Main yeh soch kar hi romanch se bhar gaya. Wo mera lund choose jaa rahi thi. Achaanak uski aawaj mere kano me padi

“Aare lundoiji kya hua tum bhi to apna kal ka vrat todo na” uska matlab choot ki chusaai se tha.

“Aan… haan “ main to uski gaand ka kunwaara cheed dekhkar sab kuch bhool sa gaya tha. Maine uski choot par apni jeebh firaai to wo sitkar karne lagi aur mera lund fir choosane lagi. Maine bhi uski choot ko pahale chaata fir apni jeebh ki nok uski choot ke chhed me daal di. Wow… andar se pake tarbooj ki giri jaisi surkh laal choot ka andar ha hissa bahut hi mulaayam aur makkhan sa tha. Fir maine uske kismis ke daane ko choosa aur fir uske andar ki faankon ko choosana chaalu kar diya. Abhi mujhe koi 2 minat bhi nahi hue the ki Sudha ek baar aur jhad gai aur koi 2-3 chamach shahad se mera munh bhar gaya jise main gatak gaya. Uski gaand ka cheed ab kul aur band hone laga tha. Usme se khusboodaar creem jaisi mahak se mera snaayu tantra bhar utha. Maine apni jeebh ki nok uspar jaise hi tikaai usne ek jor ki kilkaari maari aur dhadaam se side me gir padee. Uski aankhen band thi. Uski saanse tej chal rahi thi.

“Kya hua meri Shahad raani”

Wo bina kuchh bole uchhal kar mere upar baith gai aur apne honth mere honthon par laga diye. Uski choot theek mere lund ke upar thi. Main abhi apna lund uski choot me daalane ki soch hi raha tha ki wo kuch upar uthi aur mere lund ko pakad kar apni gaand ke chhed par laga diya aur jor lagaate hue neeche baith gai. Mera aadha lund uski naram naajuk kori gaand me dhas gaya. Uske munh se ek halaki si cheenk nikal gai. Wo thar thar kaampane see lagi uski aankhon se aansu nikal aaye. Mera aadha lund uski gaand me fasa tha. 3-4 minut ke baad jab uska dard kuchh kam hua to usne apani gaand ko kuch sikoda. Mujhe laga jaise kisi me mere lund ko aaise daboch liya hai jaise koi billi kisi kabutar ki gardan pakad kar bheench deti hai. Mujhe laga jaise mere lund ka supada aur lund ke aage ka bhaag fool gaya hai. Maine use thoda sa baahar nikalana chaaha par wo to jaise fas hi gaya tha.

Gaand raani ki yahi to mahima hai. Choot me lund aasani se andar bahaar aa jaa sakata hai par agar gaand me lund ek baar jaane ke baad use gaand dwaara kutiya ki tarah kas liya jaaye to fir supada fool jaata hai aur fir jab tak paani nahi chhod deta wo baahar nahi nikal sakata.

Ab haalat yeh thi ki main dhakke to lag sakata tha par poora lund baahar nahi nikaal sakata tha. Aadhe lund ko hi baahar nikaala ja sakata tha. Sudha ne neeche ki or ek dhakka aur lagaya aur mera baaki ka lund bhi uski gaand me sama gaya. Wo dheere dheere dhakka laga rahi thi aur moan bhi kar rahi thi. “Oh… uii… ahh. yaaa… oiiiiii… maa….”

Uski kori naajuk makhmali gaand ka ahsaas mujhe mast kiye ja raha tha. Kai dino ke baad aisi gaand mili thi. Aisi gaand to mujhe colege me padhane waali Simaran ki bhi nahi lagi thi aur na hi Nisha (Madhu ki kajin) ki. Itani mast gaand saala Ramesh chutia kaise nahi maarata mujhe taajjub hai.

Mujhe dhakke lagaane me kuchh pareshaani ho rahi thi. Maine Sudha ko kaha “Shahad Raani aise maja nahi aayega. Tum doggi style me ho jaaao to kuchh baat bane.”

Par bina lund baahar nikaale ye sambhav nahi tha. Aur lund to aise fasa hua tha jaise kisi kutia ne lund andar daboch rakha tha. Agar main jor laga kar apne lund ko baahar nikaalane ki kosis karata to uski gaand ki naram jhilli aur chhalla dono baahar aa jaate aur ho sakata hai wo fat hi jaate.

Usne dheere se apni ek taang uthaai aur mere pairon ki or ghoom gai. Ab wo mere pairon ke beech me ukadu hokar baithi thi. Mera poora lund uski gaand me fasa tha. Ab maine use apne upar leta sa liya aur fir ek kalabaaji khaai aur wo neeche aur main upar aa gaya. Fie usne apne ghutane modane shuroo kiye aur main badi muskil se khada ho paaya. Ab ham doggy style me ho gaye the. Ab to ham dono hi saataven aasman par the. Maine dheere dheere uski gaand maarani chaalu kar di. Aah…. Asali maja to ab aa raha tha. Mera aadha lund baahar nikalata aur fir gachh se uski gaand me chala jata. Mujhe laga jaise andar koi rasdaar chiknaai bhari padi hai. Jab maine usse poochaa to usne bataya ki wo thodi der pahale jab apni choot saaf kar rahi thi tabhi usne gaand marwaane ka bhi soch liya tha. Aur creem ki aadhi tube usne apni gaand me nichod li thi. Ab meri samajh me aaya ki itani aasani se mera lund kaise uski gaand me ghus gaya tha. Pata nahi saali ne kahaan se training li hai.

“Bhaabhi ye baate aap Madhu ko kyon nahi samajhaati”

“Mujhe pata hai wo tumhen gaand nahi maarne deti aur tum usse naaraj rahate ho”

“Aapko kaise pata”

“Madhu ne mujhe sab bata diya hai. Par tum fikar mat karo. Bachha hone ke baad jab choot fuddi ban jaati hai tab pati ko choot me jyaada maja nahi aata tab uski saheli hi kaam aati hai nahi to mard kahin aur dusari jagah munh maarana chaaloo kar deta hai. Isi liye wo gaand nahi maarane de rahi thi. Ab tumhara raasta ssaaf ho gaya hai. Bas ek mahine ke baad uski kunwaari gaand ke saath suhaagraat mana lena” Sudha hansate hue boli

“Saali Madhu ki bachhi” mere munh se dheere se nikala pata nahi Sudha ne suna ya nahi wo to mere dhakkon ke saath dhakka lagane me hi mast thi. Uski gaand ka ched ab chhoti bacchi ki haath ki choodi jitana to ho hi gaya tha. Bilkul laal patala sa ring. Jab lund andar jaata to wo ring bhi andar chala jaata aur jab mera lund baahar ki or aata to laal laal ghera baahar saaf najar aata. Main to masti ke saagar me gote hi laga rah tha. Sudha bhi mast hirani ki tarah aah… uhh… uiii…. maaa…. kiye jaa rahi thi. Uski barson ki pyaas aaj bujhi thi. Usne bataaya tha ki Ramesh ne kabhi uski gaand nahi maari ab tak ucchhui aur kunwaari thi. Bas kabhi kabhar angul baaji wo jaroor karati rahi hai. Mere munh se sahsa nikal gaya “Chutia hai saala.. itani khubshoorat gaand mere liye chhod di”

Maine apni ek anguli uski choot ke chhed me daal thi. Wo to is samay ras ki kuppi bani hui thi. Maine apni anguli andar bahaar karani shuroo kar di. Fachh… fachh.. ki aawaj gunjane lagi. Ek haath se main uske boobs bhi masal raha tha. Usko to tihara aanand mil raha tha wo kitani der thahar paati. Uiiii… maaaa.. karati hui ek baar jhad gai aur meri anguli meethe garam shahad se bhar gai maine use chaat liya. Sudha ne ek baar jor se apni gaand sikodi to mujhe laga mera bhi nikalne waala hai. Maine Sudha se kaha main bhi jaane waala hun to wo boli “main to paani choot me hi lena chaahati thi par ab ye baahar to nikalega nahi to andar hi nikaal do par 4-5 dhakke jor se lagaao”

Mujhe bhala kya aitaraaj ho sakata tha. Maine uski kamar kas kar pakadi aur jor jor se dhakke lagaane shuroo kar diye “Le meri Sudha Raani le.. aur le… aur le…” Mujhe laga ki meri pichakari chhotane hi waali hai.

Wo to mast hui bas oh.. aahh. uiii. yaaa…. hiii… oiii… kar rahu thi. Usne ek haath se mere chikoo (andon) ko kas kar pakad liya. Ye to kamal hi ho gaya. Mujhe lagata tha ki mera nikalane waala hai par ab to mujhe laga ki jaise kisi ne us badh ko thodi der ke liye jaise rok sa diya hai. Maine fir dhake lagaane shuroo kar diye. 10-15 dhakko ke baad usne jaise hi mere tatto ko chhoda mere lund ne to jaise fuhaare hi chhod diye. Uski gaand labalab mere veerya se bhar gai. Wo dheere dheere neeche hone lagi to main bhi uske upar hi pad gaya. Ham isi avastha me koi 10 minat tak lete rahe. Fir mera pappu dheere dheere bahaar nikalane laga. Ek puch ki halaki si aawaaj ke saath pappu paas ho gaya. Sudha ki gaand ka chhed ab bhi 5 rupaye ke sikke jitana khula rah gaya tha usme se mera veerya bah kar bahaar aa raha tha. Maine ak anguli usme daali aur us ras me dubo kar Sudha ke munh me daal di. Usne chathkara lekar use chaat liya.

Wo jab uthkar baithi to maine poochha “Bhaabhi ek baat samajah nahi aai aap gaand ke bajaaye choot me paani kyon lena chaahati thi”

“Aare mere bhole Raaja kya mujhe ek sundar sa tumhaare jaisa beta nahi chhahiye ? main Ramesh ke bharoshe kab tak baithi rahungee.” Sudha ne meri or aankh maarate hue kaha aur jor se fir mujhe apani baahon me jakad liya.

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